SALUS PUBLICUS COMEDILIUS

Do not look for this parasite on plants: you will not find it.

Instead, it is abundant in national and international public health offices, especially in proximity of desks. Extremely voracious, it feeds mainly on paper (watermark type), and its excrements cause severe statistical irritation often resulting in laws.

Its optimal environment is pharmaceutical, although the animal is capable of great environmental adaptability.

Spreading occurs mainly through contact. However, the parasite is endowed with powerful posterior limbs, and it can easily jump from person to person even from a remarkable distance.

Salus Publicus Comedilius is extremely resistant to pesticides such as honesty, science and truth. The only known ways of extermination are: hyponutrition (removal of all watermark paper from the environment), fumigation (lighting of numerous cigarettes in the infested areas) – or mechanical actions such as squashing.